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slimmestslime · 7 months ago
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its so sad that whenever i think of black friday, i immediately go “Oh i can get Megavore and Albino Terror on Dinosaur Simulator…! On Roblox.com..!!! …i better go afk so i can get enough DNA! would be a damn shame if i missed it again…”
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haveihitanerve · 4 months ago
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Imagine for me please Gothamites mocking Batman because sure he’s their ‘savior’ and all, but he’s also one of them and it’s been a few years since he’s become Batman so he’s well known and just- Batman: *growling* go home! Teenager:… gO hOmE~ like what are you? My dad? Batman:… Teenager:… I’m kidding please don’t adopt me - Batman: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman.  Gothamite: ~I aM vEngeAnCE~ like do you practice that in the mirror? Batman:…  - Batman: don’t sell drugs to students Drug dealer: doN’T sElL dRuGs tO stUdeNtS- please as if you didn’t need drugs to live in college  Batman:… Batman:… just… not too much Drug dealer: *scoffs* of course not dude I don’t want them overdosing we need more smart people who don’t want to kill everyone- plus if they die I lose a customer Batman:… good to know
Teenager: *walking home from school, drops books* Batman: *watching from a nearby roof* damn that sucks Teenager:... Batman: Teenager: *grumbles as they bend down to grab stuff* Batman: stay in school! Teenager: *flips him off* ~ Visitor from Metropolis: ugh omggg this city is soooo grosss! its because none of you have superman! all you have is that wannabe furry Batman! Gothamite:... *looks up and spots Batman* yeah you right Batman: fuck you! Gothamite: *grins and flips him off* Batman: *leaves* Gothamite: *beats the shit out of the Metropolian for saying something as blasphemous as that* ~ Gotham citizen: ugh i got my hair all done and no one notice- Batman: *from above* ohhh emmm GGGGG that sucksssss Citizen:.... Batman: :) Gothamite:.. no one asked you you furry black hotpocket Batman: :( ~
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lxvenderjewel · 7 months ago
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how am i drawing fanart of a fanfic that doesn't even exist outside of dms yet. the shco brainrot has gotten to me real
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electricxmayhem · 20 days ago
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maybe it’s partially exacerbated by my therapists multi session run of attempting to figure out what the fuck is wrong with me cos i haven’t dated anyone. and he doesn’t like my answer that dating would eat into my chilling and spending time with my friends time.
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zareleonis · 5 months ago
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it sucks loving a character who is widely hated but also mostly probably definitely deserves the hate 😔
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theunconcernedembalmer · 1 year ago
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Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 4.5 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 //
i haven't forgotten about this series just yet hopefully i'll finish it by this year. anyway this is titled "joseph is dramatic for about 20 minutes"
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ennaih · 1 year ago
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Every Film I Watch In 2023:
191. The Phantom Of The Opera (1943)
bonus Hume Cronyn!
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ravenboysandcrows · 1 year ago
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Don’t mind me, just tearing up thinking about Sidelines by Phoebe Bridgers as a found family song
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vamptastic · 10 days ago
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we r beefing with my catholic grandma and chanukah falls on christmas this year so i get to not celebrate it and go visit my jewish grandparents and have latkefest instead 🙏 thank you hashem
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throes-of-warm-tornadoes · 2 months ago
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the 2001 planet of the apes is so good to me. like, the 1968 version will always have a special place in my heart because the makeup magic was... dare i say... very magical, but i liked how the 2001 one leaned into a more biologically accurate angle. like, those are straight up apes. no wonder humans aren’t speaking as a survival tactic, those things could hurt you without even trying. again, the 1968 one was so good and impressive but the fact that taylor could overpower the actors that were playing gorillas was a little jarring lol. which makes sense, cos so much of his escape plan relied on him being strong enough to push people out of the way.
this isn't a complaint btw! they're just people in costumes---they are still very much giving ape, but there wasn't much they could do about that on a physical level. so, when the 2001 had these big hulking gorillas and more accurate looking chimpanzee faces on the screen, i appreciated that detail about the humans exploiting their fear of the water. it leveled the playing field without making the fight against the apes look like a losing battle
#i do really love that u can still tell it's makeup though#i feel like people say that as an insult bc it apparently “takes them out of the story” but like. cmon#cgi or not they're not real apes either way#i explained this so horribly as per usual :(#but im just saying that those mfs---especially chimps---are STRONG#like if we wanna get technical the gorillas at the beginning had to have been making a conscious effort not to use ALL their strength#when they were hunting the humans in the 1968 movie#otherwise they prob just would have died/been severely injured by just being manhandled into their cages#i think the only hint of ape strength we got is when cornelius straight up murdered that mf just by whacking him in the head w a lunch tray#im no movie expert (far from it... i cant be trusted to analyze anything really) but i did rlly like the 2001 version for a lot of reasons#the first one obviously being what this post is about: addressing the natural strength advantage apes have. which is why they don't use gun#bc why even give humans a sliver of a chance to get the upper hand#also they officially addressed why they hate monkeys! i mean u could kinda assume why but the confirmation was nice lol#i lowk didn't understand how the apes rose in that movie like even tho it was weird in the 1968 version#at least they dedicated several movies to the concept#woah these tags got long! thank god for this sideblog cos im not even embarrassed about it#ah shoot i forgot to add actual tags!#planet of the apes#planet of the apes 2001
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tiger-moran · 5 months ago
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I just got reminded of that time someone requested a Moriarty/Moran fic from me (which I wrote) and then within a short period of time turned out to be a raging aphobe who started not only posting aphobic shit on their main blog but also started an actual """"exclusionist"""" """"ace discourse"""" blog devoted to insulting asexual people (and possibly aromantic people, I can't remember) and invalidating our experiences and oppression, and I'm still thinking about how it was just kind of mind boggling that... you were quite happy to get me to write fic for you for free but then you do this? You know I'm asexual right and you know I've written Moriarty as asexual pretty much all along right? Right?
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bitchy-peachy · 3 months ago
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"I'm willing to sacrifice myself by not voting-"
Well sacrifice your dumbass by moving there cos I ain't going down with your stupid asses. I ain't a good person when it comes to dumbfucks that have obviously been so coddled in a blue state they probably see their cellphone being taken away as oppression.
You haven't known suffering, you entitled annoying pieces of shit.
Go learn it.
Still voting for Harris cos I apparently love genocide and don't want Trump to win. Boofuckinghoo.
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lususnatura · 4 months ago
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a song that i associate with my muse meme!
hiii, holly! thank you for the ask :D so, this one is going to include a song in it that i'm not really sure is very popular, BUT eff it we ball as they say LMAO (as explanation as to why i chose this song will be in the tags):
timbre timbre - grifting.
#IT WAS PROBABLY NOTHING BUT IT FELT LIKE THE WORLD: musings.#okay but i have to say... THESE lyrics might've been the thing that solidified me on using this one:#' building trust through kindness / to exploit the finest / walls and bridges burning / time and table turning... '#because i hate to say it (and this time i actually kind of mean it bc i like how different blamore seemingly is from other villains bc he-#actually seems... polite? but let me tell you he is almost TOO polite and there is a reason for that) but blamore is basically a con-artist-#in the way that he does in fact use kindness to build up this image of him being this 'revolutionary whom is only really viewed as a villain#by batman and co. because they just can't TAKE the idea of it actually upsetting the delicate power balance that people like bruce wayne -#in it's mind have set up in order to keep other people down + prevent them from succeeding ' but in reality...#EHH well the 'seeds' that he gives out? if it doesn't kill them immediately bc it doesn't activate a mutation within them-#then it eventually do so somewhere along the lines because blamore is the only 'success' whenever it comes to being able to tolerate the-#seeds that dorian had given him as a part of his superhuman experiments. and i use 'tolerate' very loosely TBH because it literally KILLED-#it for several minutes but he was able to come back by being resuscitated. though it even killed blamore so...#that says something about how dangerous these 'seeds' really are and it's crazy that burgeon isn't even done mutating so he will soon-#be able to grow these 'seeds' out of his own BODY soon and then it will be very hard to stop it from accomplishing the purge-#that it essentially wants to enact upon gotham
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andyridgeley · 1 year ago
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kohakhearts · 1 year ago
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cons of going to a “good schoolTM”: insane workload, unbearable classmates, next to no support when you have any kind of extenuating circumstances Including literal hospitalization, etc
pros of going to a “good schoolTM”: the 9-5 lifestyle is genuinely a major improvement
#taylor.txt#the extenuating circumstances point was not me btw. i know someone who had his degree delayed an entire year because of two weeks in psych#we’re in a co-op program or else maybe it wouldve just been one semester but. lol#i hate it here…i hate it#but hey…at least i have the world’s shittiest health insurance!#some of my classmates say they dont feel like working full-time is easier than going to school full-time but it so is#for me. anyway. even when i fumbled my time management bad on the field and make no mistake i was incredibly busy plus i chose a field#notorious for Unpaid Overtime and Taking Your Work Home. even then. it was still easier than this#i would never do undergrad again. i loved everything i learned. i took interesting and awesome classes#but i would never ever do it again. miserable overworked spent most of it friendless until i got on the field#i have a friend who keeps being like idk how you did 4 physics classes this sem and im like girl we are education students…thats an average#semester for a physics major. how must THEY feel#also i have to say just you know. generally. ive worked full-time while living with my parents#AND while living alone. and 50 hours a week was incredibly manageable in the former arrangement. i even wrote and edited an entire novel#in the beginning stages of a pandemic while working 50 hours a week of retail and fast food hell. 40 hours full-time with weekends off#while living alone though? thats hard. i still managed to go to the gym almost every day#currently? i cant get out of bed in the morning. i am putting in 12 hour days and then goinng to bed unable to sleep because im so stressed#i have dreams about school. tangentially theres a really good marxist poem i read last year about this phenomenon in workers#ANYWAY. i have just 8 more days 4 exams 1 research paper and video project#i think i can pass and then thats it. my next semester is hell but just because scheduling the actual classes will be easy#and then i get to go back on the field and actually want to wake up every day. lol#and 8 days from now i will have my christmas shopping done and my apartment will be clean and i will be a fanfic writing machine#also my friends and i booked a demolition room so im sure that will be beneficial kfldjfldndks
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raiiny-bay · 10 months ago
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writing adult kel & co for the first time in my life
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